a kiss with a fist is better than none ☠
let's sit back and watch the bed burn

中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2012-11-12 00:01
Subject: [OOC] Application
Security: Public
Music:No More Kings - Sweep The Leg
Tags:ooc



You hit me once, I hit you back, you gave a kick, I gave a slap, you smashed a plate over my head, then I set fire to our bed. )

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-08-04 14:26
Subject: 035 :: Capitalism++
Security: Public
Tags:buy my shit, capitalism, it's all about the yenjamins baby, look at me look at me

Quadruple-Super-Fucking-Hexed FOR STUDENT EYES ONLY )

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-07-19 14:53
Subject: 034 :: Aw hell yiss
Security: Public
Tags:buy my shit, capitalism, it's all about the yenjamins baby

Quadruple-Hexed FOR STUDENT EYES ONLY )

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-06-09 13:31
Subject: 033 :: Bitches don't know shit
Security: Public
Tags:gtfo, i'm back bitches, masa you are exempt this once, serious business, yuki ain't shit but hos and tricks

Just stay the fuck out of my way.

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-05-03 13:42
Subject: 032 :: ow ow ow ow ow
Security: Public
Tags:concussion time, ow i hurt a lot, see what i did there, yuki your name means snow

I hate snow.

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-04-29 21:21
Subject: 031 :: HALP
Security: Public
Tags:balls, help me obi wan abenobi, i blame yuki, son of a bitch, waaaaaaaaaaaaa

[PRIVATE] )

[PRIVATE TO TAKAFUMI] )

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-04-23 19:19
Subject: 030 :: We're out of mouthwash btw
Security: Public
Tags:chi you better not squeal, f is for fail, guilttttt, masa this is awkward, mouthwash to kill yukigerms, scalding hot baths ftw, welp

[Private]

Sometimes

the plans I have





are not very good plans



[QUADRUPLE SUPER AMAZING HEXED TO CHINATSU]

I'm going to need you to do something for me that involves having extremely privileged information.

EXTREMELY. PRIVILEGED.

How good at you at keeping secrets, Chinatsu.


[Private to Masa]

Hey, what're you d--

Did you finish your DADA homew--

Wanna go to the roof and spit on people on the gro--

Can I have your mom's numbe--



Are you gonna be working with us on Sunday, or is Hayashi-sensei stealing you?

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-04-21 14:02
Subject: 029 :: RA, I WANTS IT
Security: Public
Tags:all shall love me and despair!!, do my bidding, help me taka-wan abenobi, ojousama/ra here i come, taka shh don't tell

[Private to Takafumi]

Na, Takafumi.

I know you're done with classes at 3. Cooking club isn't until 7.

In that time, teach me how to make delicious cookies.

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-04-19 14:05
Subject: 028 :: What is this gay shit
Security: Public
Tags:god dammit i wanted pie, guys please stop crossdressing, old people smell, tsukiyomi represent, yay daddy

HAJIME! Cut this shit out, tell Yuusuke to stop cross-dressing! It's fucking weird!

Also, if swarms of decrepit purebloods hadn't been around to vote for the boring booths and also ruin everything and rig the voting because they're all giant babies who can't ever let anything fun happen and god GOD, maybe an actual GOOD BOOTH would have won. But hey, good job Tsukiyomi.

My dad's a badass, right? I'm really glad he came pissed it took him so long to attend that event.

Chi, you dressed up Ryuunosuke and Masaru, didn't you. Remind me to hit you.

HERE ARE MY OFFICIAL RANKINGS:

Tsukiyomi 6 > Susanoo 6 > Tsukiyomi 7 > Everyone else.

ALSO MEI I WANT MY PIE, A REALLY GOOD ONE! SUCK IT, BITCHES!


[Private]

...After that, I'm gonna write to have omamori imported from Meiji Jingu from now on.

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-04-16 02:28
Subject: 027 :: Psssst
Security: Public
Tags:chi knows my plight, make them bigger!!!, serious business

[Private to Chinatsu] )

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-04-09 00:21
Subject: 026 :: BIRTHDAAAAYYYYY
Security: Public
Tags:shower me with presents and money

HEY JERKS GUESS WHAT


IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-04-04 17:40
Subject: 025 :: Woop
Security: Public
Tags:amaterasu blows, birthdayyyy, quidditch bitches

Holy shit. Can all quidditch games be more like today's?? Good fucking game, Susanoo.

Yuan, you got photos, right?

MY BIRTHDAY NEEDS TO GET HERE.

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-04-02 00:06
Subject: 024 :: Candy candy candy candy
Security: Public
Tags:birthday, candy yay, hell yeah buy me shit, masa do my bidding

Masaru. There are two separate Susanoos who should have given you candy to give to me. TO ME. Do not screw this up for me.

MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 9TH, EVERYONE PUT IT ON YOUR CALENDARS. You've got no fucking excuse to forget since it's the day before the super gay and weird party that Takafumi and Hajime are throwing. Which you should bring your gifts for me to.

I've got shit on hold at [FANCY QUIDDITCH STORE] and [GENKANMURA BAKERY] and [VARIOUS FANCY PLACES] so don't try to be creative or whatever, just buy me something from those places instead.

[Private to Hyo-rin]

I need some help getting access to Yuusuke's broom before the quidditch match. And no, I'm not dumb enough to ask you for help sabotaging your own team, it's harmless. I swear.

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-03-24 22:49
Subject: 023 :: son of a
Security: Public
Tags:don't expel me, down with the man, essays suck balls, stupid punishments, yuki i hate you

EVERYONE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

I have like fucking 4 essays to do in addition to everything else so just. Shut up and leave me alone.

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-03-22 15:49
Subject: 022 :: RAGE
Security: Public
Tags:dude don't talk about his mom, masa it's okay bb, rage, yuki i'ma kill you

I can only think of one douchebag who's enough of a cowardly shithead to libel someone's mom.

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-03-12 20:50
Subject: 021 :: I WILL CUT YOU REALLY BAD
Security: Public
Tags:death to infidels, i hate everyone, yuki you are gonna die

[Hexed to be visible to everyone except RAs]

HELL HATH NO GOD DAMNED FURY LIKE THE SHIT I'M GOING TO RAIN DOWN UPON SAKURAKOJI YUKI

so pretty please, with sugar on top, stay the fuck out of my way.


[Masaru]

I think he

Yuki asked

Look it was out of my

God dammit I do not want to see his fucking rat-toothed face in DADA tomorrow.

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-03-04 21:42
Subject: 020 :: I WILL CUT YOU
Security: Public
Tags:death to infidels, i hate everyone, quidditch, you don't want to see nao angry, yuki fanclub pranks make nao angry, yuki you are behind this

It is going to feel

SO

AMAZINGLY

GOOD


when Tsukiyomi completely

DESTROYS

INARI


on Sunday.





You just don't even know.

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-03-01 13:39
Subject: 019 :: CHANKO NABE WILL BE MINE
Security: Public
Tags:do my bidding, favorite food, masaru, mmmmm nabe, so hungry

[ Private to Masaru ]

Masaru!! Tell the cooking club you like chanko nabe. Since you're a judge, they'll listen to you.

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-02-18 23:56
Subject: 018 :: POP QUIZ HOT SHOT
Security: Public
Tags:hahaha yeah bitches, i owned that stupid survey thing, s-type? i can live with that

I'm pretty sure that being an s-type, with pretty cool hair, who people want to see in jeans, and who has amazing eye power basically means I'd never need to slip anyone a fucking love potion.

Just sayin.

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中島ナオ ☠ Nakashima Nao
Date: 2010-02-16 03:13
Subject: 017 :: QUIDDITCH
Security: Public
Tags:am i being nice? time will tell, divination, entertain me, going to classes sucks, homework is hard, keiichi, kendo, quidditch bitches

I am so fucking ready for the next quidditch match you just don't even know. Or come on just something that isn't a stupid fucking martial arts tournament. Kendo? Keiichi? Get on it.

Also could someone tell me what the shit I was thinking when I took Arcane Lit instead of Charms? Okay nevermind I know what I was thinking... Yamazaki-sensei is senile and old and wouldn't notice I was gone.

Anyone want their sun/moon star-chart mapped out? It's extra credit for Divin

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